Kids...

This afternoon we were eating lunch. I had made chicken nuggets and DR was done with his and had one left over. I told him to split it in half and give one half to one dog and the other half to the other.

He gives the first half Jinx and searches around the house for Barbie. He finds her on the couch sleeping. Barbie is, oh...12-13 year old. She's gone deaf and I'm pretty sure is going blind as well.

Anyways, he's trying to give her this half of a chicken nugget and is asking her for her paw.

I tell him that she's deaf and can't hear him.

He then proceeds to lift her ear up and yell into it saying,

'Barbie! Give me your paw!'

::shaking head:: I guess I didn't make myself clear enough.

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My brother was on the computer tonight playing some kind of poker game. Lindsey was watching and she noticed he had more chips than he previously had. She goes,

'Uncle Geoff... you have more checks!'

Uhhhh...nope Linds, they are chips, like potato chips.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!